Sunday, October 21, 2012

Falling into the pit of despair called death

Why does death have to be such a "bad" topic to talk about.  When I die I want to die doing something awesome!  Just think if we were resurrected after death?  Which makes me think of a how I met your mother episode:
Barney: Jesus waited THREE days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited ONE day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard he died. They'd be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I DIED yesterday!" and they'd be all, "Uhh, you look pretty alive to me, dude..." and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and the dude'd be like "Uhh okay, whatever you say, bro..." And he's not gonna come back on a SATURDAY. Everybody's busy, doing chores, workin' the loom, trimmin' the beard, NO. He waited the perfect number of days, THREE. Plus it's SUNDAY, so everyone's in church already, and they're all in there like "Oh no, Jesus is DEAD", and then BAM! He bursts in the back door, runnin' up the aisle, everyone's totally psyched, and FYI, that's when he invented the high five. That's why we wait three days to call a woman, because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait.... True story




That was possibly one of the greatest episodes known to man by the way.  

But anyways, back to the death topic.  I, like most people want to live life out to its fullest.  Not just being a dull person who hates their job and just hates life.  


“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.” 
― Mae West

To all you kids who say YOLO.  Im pretty sure she said it first so HA.

Don't live life regretting what has happened in the past.  Our past is what defines our future.  So just embrace the present while you can and hold on cause the future will be here soon.

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