Duck or Duct

Is it duck or duct when you are talking about the certain kind of tape?  I sincerely don't know?  

Everyone says that duct tape can fix anything.... Can it fix a marriage?  Can it fix anything other than thing that don't have meaning?  People say that the most important things in our lives are built with a steady foundation...that cannot be made with damn duct tape.  You need something more stable than that annoying crap.  Bricks build a stable foundation metaphorically and literally.  You can't have some stupid flimsy sticky crap to build a life on.  You never hear anyone say that they built their life from duct tape...NO  they say something to the extent of they built them with hard work and bricks!   

YOLO

Probably one of the stupidest things I have ever heard.  YOLO?  Carpe diem is so much better

Falling into the pit of despair called death

Why does death have to be such a "bad" topic to talk about.  When I die I want to die doing something awesome!  Just think if we were resurrected after death?  Which makes me think of a how I met your mother episode:
Barney: Jesus waited THREE days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited ONE day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard he died. They'd be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I DIED yesterday!" and they'd be all, "Uhh, you look pretty alive to me, dude..." and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and the dude'd be like "Uhh okay, whatever you say, bro..." And he's not gonna come back on a SATURDAY. Everybody's busy, doing chores, workin' the loom, trimmin' the beard, NO. He waited the perfect number of days, THREE. Plus it's SUNDAY, so everyone's in church already, and they're all in there like "Oh no, Jesus is DEAD", and then BAM! He bursts in the back door, runnin' up the aisle, everyone's totally psyched, and FYI, that's when he invented the high five. That's why we wait three days to call a woman, because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait.... True story

That was possibly one of the greatest episodes known to man by the way.  

But anyways, back to the death topic.  I, like most people want to live life out to its fullest.  Not just being a dull person who hates their job and just hates life.  

“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.” 
― Mae West

To all you kids who say YOLO.  Im pretty sure she said it first so HA.

Don't live life regretting what has happened in the past.  Our past is what defines our future.  So just embrace the present while you can and hold on cause the future will be here soon.

We're Over!

The idea of a breakup letter was probably one of the greatest things ever, so here it goes.

Dear "Blah" (name shall be kept confidential)

You are probably one of the most needy people here on this earth.  And honestly you don't need to know every freaking detail of my life.  Just to say that you are one of the most ridiculous people on this planet would be an understatement.  I wouldn't be surprised if you never have a boy/girlfriend ever again in your entire life.  NO ONE can deal with the baggage that comes along with you.  You are so full of yourself its ridiculous, no one should be that self centered.  GET OVER YOURSELF.  You talk to much.  You think you know my life story.  You talk to other people like you know every freaking detail of my life.  Maybe if you actually talked to me you would know some real things that are going on in my life.  Good luck with you future love life, I'm glad I'll never be a part of it ever again.  

Good day sir/miss.  I said good day!

Insert name here

Thinking about you like.....

My own rendition of the original, not as good I know but its a work in progress

I'm thinking about you like shoes think about laces.

Like computers think about keys

Like fingers think about typing 

Like typing thinks about Microsoft word

I'm thinking about you like pants think about pockets

Like pockets think about holding things

I'm thinking about you like legs think about feet 

Like feet think about toes 

Like toes think about nails

Like nails think about being clipped 

Like......hair thinks about being clipped

I'm thinking about you like, like crazy

I feel like a MONSTER

One of my most bands is Skillet, these are the lyrics to one of their greatest songs called Monster.  if find myself thinking that i have become the said "Monster"  

Enjoy

The secret side of me, I never let you see

I keep it caged but I can't control it

So stay away from me, the beast is ugly

I feel the rage and I just can't hold it

It's scratching on the walls, in the closet, in the halls

It comes awake and I can't control it

Hiding under the bed, in my body, in my head

Why won't somebody come and save me from this, make it end?

I feel it deep within, it's just beneath the skin

I must confess that I feel like a monster

I hate what I've become, the nightmare's just begun

I must confess that I feel like a monster

I, I feel like a monster

I, I feel like a monster

My secret side I keep hid under lock and key

I keep it caged but I can't control it

'Cause if I let him out he'll tear me up, break me down

Why won't somebody come and save me from this, make it end?

I feel it deep within, it's just beneath the skin

I must confess that I feel like a monster

I hate what I've become, the nightmare's just begun

( From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/s/skillet-lyrics/monster-lyrics.html )

I must confess that I feel like a monster

I feel it deep within, it's just beneath the skin

I must confess that I feel like a monster

I, I feel like a monster

I, I feel like a monster

It's hiding in the dark, it's teeth are razor sharp

There's no escape for me, it wants my soul, it wants my heart

No one can hear me scream, maybe it's just a dream

Maybe it's inside of me, stop this monster

I feel it deep within, it's just beneath the skin

I must confess that I feel like a monster

I hate what I've become, the nightmare's just begun

I must confess that I feel like a monster

I feel it deep within, it's just beneath the skin

I must confess that I feel like a monster

I've gotta lose control, he something radical

I must confess that I feel like a monster

I, I feel like a monster

I, I feel like a monster

I, I feel like a monster

I, I feel like a monster

Cool Pictures

  This is me, on a horse

I like to joust

These are my friends

Fears

Fears, do you actually want to know what I'm afraid of?  Are there actually fears that people have in the world?  Or is it people just using that as an excuse not to do something?  It boggles my mind to think that i could be getting out of some crazy things by just saying that it was one of my worst fears.  People who say that they are claustrophobic are probably just using that as an excuse not to be with someone they don't like, ever thought of that?

Fears just might be one of the few things that define us as people here on earth.  That set us apart from the "outsiders".  Like what one of our journal entries were supposed to be about.  What makes us human, our fears make us human.